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Marco Wall-Mount Wine Storage Unit (woot)

**Hanging with a sophisticated crowd**

A wine storage unit built to look like a piece of art? That totally beats my
old system!

Sure, I got a lot of attention by using Velcro to stick wine bottles to
Chagall paintings, but it just wasn’t practical. I mean, first of all, it was
expensive, because if you want to be known as the kind of guy who hangs
bottles from paintings, you’ve got to get originals; I certainly wouldn’t want
to apologize to all of my dinner party guests if someone with a good eye were
to see I was using a replica. Second, the Velcro was always coming loose and
wine bottles were always smashing on the floor, staining the Gauguin paintings
that I used as a rug.

So the Marco Wall Mount Wine Storage Unit was a breath of fresh air. With it,
I get to maintain my image as a guy with a cultured, artistic wine-hanging
system, without wasting any valuable paintings or wine bottles. Now if only I
could find something to replace my Duchamp toilet-turned-kegerator…

**Marco Wall Mount Wine Storage Unit**

* Break out the wine collection because you're going ...

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