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YOU GOT DORFF’D: Stephen Dorff Is Still Hot As Ever (bestweekever)

Big big day in the VH1 offices today. There I was, just hanging around in
people's offices eating all their Starburst (a euphemism for how I'm going to
get diabetes), when all of a sudden, my eyes shot open, my head cocked to its
side, and I had my first real life Long Island Medium moment: Stephen Dorff
was in the building. He was here to make an appearance on Big Morning Buzz
Live to promote his new movie Immortals. But the real buzz going around the
office was that Stephen Dorff looked better than ever. Very little had changed
since SFW. I started to panic. What would happen if I got Dorff'd in my very
own office hallway? What would I say? Would I tell him how I once bought The
Power of One soundtrack on cassette at a museum gift shop while on a school
field trip? (Thus referencing my once friendless childhood?) Would I ask him
what it was like playing Jimmy Meltrigger on Roseanne? Or the irony that he
once played a character named Pete in a movie called I Know My First Name Is
Steven? Maybe I should ...

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