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Menace to Society: Wannabe It Girl Gets a Style Makeover (thepoliticker.observer)

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I’ve always been a great lover of fashion. I own a range of ball gowns and
multicolor high tops, which can be pressed into duty as day and evening wear.
I have at least four pairs of jeans, a few from recognized labels. (Well,
_someone_ would probably recognize them.) I even went to Bloomingdale's last
year after watching that Oprah episode and found out my bra size. It turned
out I was wearing 36B when I was actually...larger than that. Double-letter
larger.

I don’t even own a mirror; that’s how confident I am of my look.

Admittedly, my sense of style is somewhat singular. I'm creative, funky. I
pair pieces that the “fashion world,” as it’s called, would label a
"Don't"—but then I'll wear them for days in a personal crusade to prove the
experts wrong. Who says a $200 black cocktail dress can't be worn with a lumpy
blue grandma sweater, some purple Uggs, and a cape? Who says that maroon
doesn't go with red? People with mirrors, I bet.

It might not be to every taste, but it has worked for me. And at least I
wasn't drowning in credit card debt ...

thepoliticker.observer